tears

When it feels like nothing is ever going to be great again, and your heart are saying it by making tears fall down from your cheeks.
by NOONEWILLHAVETOKNOWME May 30, 2018
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tear

I was on a tear.
by papybob May 14, 2018
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TEAR

A mix between a “twink” and a “bear,” pronounced like how you tear a sheet of paper.
“Now that Samm has gotten older, they’re acting like such a tear!”
by smokedaddyblazeit May 07, 2021
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Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.
Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 26, 2011
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Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker
by tearjerkervisa September 11, 2021
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Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
by Nathaniel Jameson April 07, 2015
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Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah January 16, 2016
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