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Turtle Up 

Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city and can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. A total turtle up situation.
Turtle Up by jackrabbitslim May 2, 2014

Turtle Bag

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Turtle Bag is when you have a Turtle Head and hover it in there mouth. But instead of dipping it in and out you spin 360s so shit is spread around there teeth, lips, etc...
Joel: Ugh, I was totally Turtle Bagged by Aden yesterday...My face looked half brown he spread it around so much...
Turtle Bag by LilAWIII June 15, 2011

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job
My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.
turtle eating by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

Turtle Runs 

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
Turtle Runs by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

Turtle Flop 

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag
"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"
Turtle Flop by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

Turtle Claw man 

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw
Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today
Turtle Claw man by A&G1234 July 10, 2009