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Cats in the bathtub 

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

ill to the bone 

An expression describing a person or a body of individuals or a philosophy that is seriously mentally deranged.
There’s no doubt about it, the Senate has unequivocally demonstrated that it is ill to the bone.
ill to the bone by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Clapped to the brim

When someone walks up to you and claps your cheeks so hard you get yeeted.
Dude. I just got clapped to the brim by Donkey Kong.

I'm the bold action man 

A line said from Charles Calvin in Completing The Mission. During the Valiant Hero path, select the Charles option and he will crash the government ship into the rocket screaming, "I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAN!" Unlike all of the other Charles options in Infiltrating the Airship and Fleeing the Complex, this is the only instance where the Charles option works, rather than resulting in a fail.
"You know what, no. This calls for some bold action.
I'M THE BOLD ACTION MAN!!!"

checked all the boxes 

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

i wanna fuck the brown mnm 

A quote by the highly educated and revered Wilbur Soot. He wants to have intercourse with the Brown MnM because it's so fucking hot.
Videoshare: "I wanna fuck the brown Mnm."
Tubbo: WILBUR