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Cleavage Steamer

A cleavage steamer is having a one night stand, then defecating on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.
Guy: Man last night was crazy.
Friend: How so?
Guy: After bangin this chick, I left her a cleavage steamer.
Friend: That's just nasty!!!
by TheHoodRat1987 April 13, 2011
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Miami Steamer

When you take a hot shit on someone during a sexual act on the beach in southern Florida.
Dude, this girl gave me a Miami Steamer last night and it couldn't have felt better.
by Urbancharotte17 January 10, 2017
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Strawberry Steamer

a woman standing over their partner, removing a bloody tampon, and slapping it on their partner's chest repeatedly. Must leave marks.
"Mary gave Bill a good ole' Strawberry Steamer when aunt flow was in town, Needless to say, they had to change the sheets afterwards."
by Fiddy One Cent August 19, 2017
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Bluebell Steamer

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.
I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.
by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018
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White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 7, 2021
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steamer queen

Suzy is a steamer queen, I've heard she takes on lines of men.
by Michael A Goodrich December 1, 2006
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Pittsburgh Steamer

This is when a guy or girl is getting shitted on by a guy or girl. This is not considered a pittsburgh steemer unless the person is getting off to this horrible thing. Its then called rape.
Billy: "Hey babe..i got to shit"
Ann: "Oh man..shit on me..on my tits"
Billy:"Ok...(shitting away)"
Ann:"Oh damn...shit on me...ooooooo!"

Thats a pittsburgh steamer!
by allamerwhiteguy September 26, 2005
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