Squatch

Tall hairy man

bad ass} did u see that Squatch

by Squatchnigga May 29, 2015

Squasted

Squandered food thrown into the trash bin. This food is good enough to be eaten later, donated, preserved, or stored... but ends up in landfills.

Lauren squasted two perfectly good slices of pizza because she says she doesn't "do" leftovers.

by LoveFoodHateWaste June 4, 2015

Squat Chug

to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug

Risa doesn't always drink water. But when she does, she squat chugs a geyser.

by MoBigsley September 11, 2015

squat cobbler

A fetish that involves a man who sits in a pie and "wiggles around."

I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.

by Wormald August 5, 2016

squat cobbler

An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.

The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.

In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"

See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler

Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.

The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!

by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016

squalinder

Squared off cylinder that has four 90 degree points. It is a true cylinder in the center but two perpendicular edges close off the ends. More commonly known as a perpendiculube. A geometric shape common in affordable packaging.

These popsicle and hummus packets are squalinders.

by Sshhhhhhh July 28, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie (whilst clothed or unclothed) in a manner to arouse or stimulate pleasure.
(first seen in Better Call Saul)

James: Man, Dan is a pretty good Squat Cobbler, but sometimes he cries when he does it.

by AttackOnPoke July 27, 2016