Definitions by AttackOnPoke

squat cobbler 

The act of sitting in a pie (whilst clothed or unclothed) in a manner to arouse or stimulate pleasure.
(first seen in Better Call Saul)

James: Man, Dan is a pretty good Squat Cobbler, but sometimes he cries when he does it.

squat cobbler by AttackOnPoke July 27, 2016