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Hard- to do something softly is to do it very well or very quietly, or not at all quietly, but certainly hard...softly.
All the babes in the castle morph into this humongous female crotch.The huge boner and crotch pork softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. -Robert Hamburger 2004
by HL Deez February 17, 2005
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Tallahassee Soft Serve

an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.
by Bingo Jones December 27, 2008
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Soft

Soft- The act of being gentle in a female way so as to avoid physical conflict.
Most soft people are normally little girls and enjoy sitting and or cuddling with stuffed animals. Boys/Dudes/Men can range from anywhere between Soft to Tender, Tender being the softest of softs. This means you speak like a little bitch, saying adorable one liners to girls, and do cutsie things such as holding hands and blushing over girls.
Being soft isnt normally a bad thing, seeing as you can sometimes get ass, or snag bitches with such qualities. Girls like soft dudes, as they are normally extremely romantic. These are actually the guys who put their expensive as fuck jackets in mud puddles, because the girl is too retarded to walk around them. Will also cuddle with girls during The Dark Knight, because Batman is the ultimate god of Pillows, and all that is Tender.
Dom: ''Dude, did you cuddle with Brooke during The Dark Knight?''

Aaron: ''Yea, i fucking love that girl.''

Dom: ''Bitch, you are soft, you are tender beyond belief!''

Aaron: ''So, you kiss niggas!''
by A_S_G February 16, 2010
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soft

Joe is so soft he's melting
by HUSTLER March 12, 2005
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soft slut

A girl who acts slut-ishly in terms of hugs, cuddles, kisses and flirtation, but who won't put out as prolificly as proper sluts. Thus, soft slots are also cock teases.
Dude, I got off with that Jayne girl last night and I'd only known her like 30 seconds - I thought I was gonna get some but it turns out she's a soft slut.
by Bill Nice March 6, 2008
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soft type nigga

An African American whom does not represent
Shit foo, you won't back me up? You a soft type nigga.
by Jim December 10, 2004
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Soft talk

Soft talk is akin to mumbling, it refers to a public interaction between an employee and a customer wherein one member of the party speaks just softly enough so the other person cannot quite hear all of the sentence. However, you can use soft talk as an action phrase, deliberately soft talking someone, often times in a restaurant or other high volume occupation.e
"Hi folks, what can I get for you?! " "Oh, yes, um, I'll have a greatfull dead and my girlfriend will have a glass of the pin*** ***igio and a moi** ****ette."

Or in action form... "Have a great night!" "Go f*** your **ther..." "Wait, what?" "Too late, you've been soft talked"
by wade904 February 4, 2010
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