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Self Roasting Dutch Oven 

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
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Roastbeef pussy 

Vagina whose labia is brown and loose. Resembling roast beef samich meat.
(Jim) "Hey Ned, what did u eat for dinner last night?"

(Ned) "O, Jessica came over and I ate her roastbeef pussy"
Roastbeef pussy by ned-the-wino December 27, 2008

rastrophiliopustrocity

rastro•phili•opus•tro•city n, pl -ties 1 : a barrage of creative random thoughts, images, and ideas that spontaneously overwhelms the right brain, which then becomes immediately exercised when paired with discernment through the left brain under spacious awareness from an empty point

2 : a spontaneous combustion of creative spark that is followed by action in order to manifest and bring into existence
The artist's strange spark of creativity lead him to create an unless array of artwork through rastrophiliopustrocity.

rastafarian 

Origins in Jamaca and deeply rooted in africa culture, this religion was the medium for those who opposed the oppression of Babylon, to speak out and live a rightious life as it is written, whilst beeing proud of their own roots and movements.
Rasta eat a diet of veg fruit and fish, keep their bodies mind and sould healthy by staying active in global issues, and moving to brake the shackles of Babylons oppression. One method to this freedom is Ganja, which is believed to have gorwn on King Solomons' grave. Ganja lets the Rasta see what Babylon denies because of their greed and corruption. (Babylon refers directly to white oppression against the black ppl at the time of this movement; and now represents global oppression and repression).
"say I hear the voice of a rastaman say, babylon yo' throne gone down..."

I and I 'no one love; yag't one fear: JAH Rastafari
rastafarian by zebraboy November 18, 2004
The orgasmicly delicious culinary creations of the Rastafari. These gifts from the heavens are best when sold from a cart in a busy city gathering place. No single human being can truly fathom the pure power contained in a single meal, and thusly must return as often as possible for the delicacies that cause complete out of body experiences.
Person 1:"Bros want to grab some Rastanomz?"
Person 2:"Yeah dood I'm definitely ready to have my mind blown today!"
Person 3:"I don't think I want to today, I'm not in the mood."
*Person 1 and 2 (with help from bystanders) beat person 3 to death and leave him in the city square to be made an example of*
*Person 1 and 2 then go enjoy some great Rastanom*
Rastanom by RastaNomNommer August 20, 2010

RASTAFARIAN 

A common religion amongst black jamaicans that look up to the past Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie. One of their most famous acts is to smoke marijuana as a symbol of religious practice. To be rastafarian one doesn't have to be black in fact to be rastafarian it has to come from the heart. Another famous practice is that of dreads on their heart.
RASTAFARIAN by daniel rojas November 18, 2004
n. refering to people practicing Rastafarianism, a beleif that Haile Selassie a.k.a. Tafari Makonnen a.k.a. Ras Tafari (ras meaning duke, or head; tafari meaning trinity, or power of three in Amharic, the most widely used language of Ethiopia)was and is the second coming of Christ.see also Rastafari
n. referring (incorrectly) to any person having dreadlocks
people sus pan rasta because they fear truth; but rasta never molest a man, and those with evil in their hearts fear him, fear the power of Jah, of I and I.
rasta by truthbtold October 21, 2003