Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.

Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020

Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!

I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.

by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016

ROAST

Have sexual activities with a person

I want led to have sex with them so I asked them to roast

by taco67 December 24, 2022

human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 24, 2023

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

roasted

every bad word in the world

you just got roasted!

by lunch1254826:728:)/628 August 31, 2016

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014