Yellow Ring

The yellow fainted ring around a certain type of girl's vagina. Usually the girl is pale and has crusty hair and most likely has cottage cheese legs.

I wouldn't go near that girls yellow ring of death!

by wolverine311 November 12, 2010

ambien racing

The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.

OR

Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.

Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.

by Lumberjack Hands August 11, 2012

rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

RainGaurd

Fans used to cool someone off. The name is derived from the fact that they have a mechanism to protect from rain.

I'm so happy that I got this RainGaurd fan!!!

by doodeoo August 21, 2006

ring beard

the hair aroung someones sphincta(but hole)

E.g errr look at that chicks ring beard

by ben n penny June 14, 2007

Ring Announcer

A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.

Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?

by CoreyHaimes October 28, 2010