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dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.
I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.
by JJBeck February 7, 2010
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Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.
Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb
by QueefWitherspoons April 22, 2011
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Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"
by PB+J March 23, 2009
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butt queef

An anal release of air, that usually has an unfriendly stench.

Also known as a fart.
ItaLy ftw: yo, ToRoNoX I just butt queefed, did you smell it?
ToRoNox: ya niggah, I can smell it from a mile away
by ItaLy ftw June 2, 2010
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Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.
Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.
by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015
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Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first
I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.
by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019
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queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate
i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him
by kgenius12 February 25, 2011
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