mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.

Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

mud slide

When a person has explosive diarrhea which is used as lubricant for a session of anal sex (aka. ass fuck)

I poured a bunch of laxatives into her coffe without her knowing and that night we had a mud slide.

by OSUDamian October 4, 2006

mud duck

A mud duck is a slutty chick that "flys from pond to pond" sleeping with dudes until one or more of them has had a piece and are done with her. Then she flys to the next pond and does the same thing. (The pond being a clique of guys that all hang with each other)

Who's the new chick hangin all over Ryan?
That's Stacy, she's the new mud duck.

by Junkins September 11, 2006

mud digger

One who over indulges in the pleasure of anal sex with both sexes without a condom.

Last night I fucked you mum in the ass, this morning i woke up and plundered your brothers. Dammit man, i am the worlds greatest fucking mud digger.

by Amack June 25, 2006

mud-tracking

When you fuck a girl, or man, in the anus, take out your poo covered dick, and wipe it down her spine, leaving a brown line.

Hey, tell your mom to eat more meat and less vegatables. I was mud-tracking her the other day and the shit on her back was green.

by LuchadorMann December 16, 2006

mud rocket

when you launch a fart and its super wet but doesn't go very far at all and the disgusting odor permeates through the entire room within seconds.

"Butch stop launching those nasty ass mud rockets or i'm kicking you out to go live back in your momma's basement!!!!"

by Jabooga Ruphee Lady December 31, 2009

mud duck

Someone not ready for the real world (the big sea -- they're restricted to the mud, not even ready for wading in the shallows). Used by some in the navy as a disparaging term for marines and coast guard. Used also in amateur radio for people whose broadcast is weak (and therefore come through muddy with too much noise and not enough signal).

Wait here, mud duck, and let me show you how it's done.

by Eng Monger August 4, 2016