Mr. Laughing

The general description of a person who is:

1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!

Mr. Laughing told me today "the standards of this building must be upheld, so lets punish all who drink"

by Bestbelieveitbitches April 27, 2009

mr woppy

An Italian who sells icecream from an icecream van.

hey luigi do ya wanta icecreama,ye i wanta 99 off a mr woppy!

by jockey wilson September 21, 2007

Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 01, 2010

mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018

mr. y

Has hairy hands. Says gang a lot. Always positive.

When your down talk to a Mr. Y

by Mr. Yeckly March 22, 2017