1 definition by vohvndjsvjsbdvejsb

a very distraught man. a guy that will most likely stay in the same job for the rest of his life. he also likes to eat a lot of food, including twinkies, cheese puffs, and diet soda. sometimes he breaks chairs, but everyone still likes him.
did u get mr. haas this year?
by vohvndjsvjsbdvejsb April 12, 2017
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