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bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.
"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."
by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013
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son of a monkey's uncle

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"
by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006
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porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
by Randall G June 11, 2006
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moke

Hawaiian pidgin describing and/or classifying a male based on their displayed personality traits.

"Moke" can be used to describe a male (usually of Hawiian descent, and/or from/living in Hawaii) who exhibits traits of outgoing, personality type "B", and/or "bully" style behavior.

Males that cause others to cross the street to avoid them may sometimes be called "mokes".

Percieved "bullies" may sometimes be called "mokes".

Agressive, while not always violent behavior, may be exhibited. At the same time, verbal opinions, points of view, comments, and/or exclamations will be expressed using the commonly accepted, Hawaiian pidgin dialect.

While the term "moke" invokes images of negative connotations, this may not always be the case.

Bouncers, security, older brothers/cousins that don't like you trying to date their little sisters/cousins may also be wrongly classified as "mokes", due to the fact that they usually scare the user.

Surfers
Bodyboarders
Offroaders
Field workers
Security
Bouncers
Her uncle that hates you
The neighborhood kid who wanna be da kine badd ass
Pot smokers/famers
Bullies
Pitbull Owners (this includes other "bad ass" breeds as well)
Guys that typically cause fear without ever speaking to them
The guys that laughed and/or picked on you in school for being a kook

...are usually labled "mokes".

Use your imagination to determine what a "moke-ette" can be.
Fo real, J-boy wanna be one kine moke now dat his braddah jes got out.
by Hapawannabe January 2, 2008
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phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.
porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"
by jugyy January 11, 2006
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monkey man

A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).
I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.
by Sharpley December 16, 2007
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flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.
That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.
by Sherry M December 27, 2006
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