muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.

‘I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’

by labiarabia January 12, 2023

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muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.

My muff mucous ruined my underwear.

by DesertSancho August 3, 2023

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Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants

I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!

by Deathto2face January 13, 2015

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moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

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Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.

Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.

by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015

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