Jesus freak 

n. Someone who displays an unusual or embarrasing amount of enthusiasm for Jesus.

This term was first used in the 1960's in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional Christians who often displayed hippie leanings.

Hey, David, if you dance around like that, people are going to start thinking you're some kind of Jesus freak.

Jesus freak by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003

Jesus Camp 

Christian camps and retreats. Usually very fundamentalist and scarry, with the ultimate goal of brainwashing everyone into christian conformity.

My mom sent me to jesus camp, but I got sent home early for not conforming quickly enough.

Jesus Camp by herselfelf March 17, 2004

Jesus-handle 

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

Jesus-handle by Alison A. September 27, 2009

Jesus Club 

when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.

"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"

Jesus Club by Kronos_Olymparu December 9, 2009

Jesus Christburger 

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words

Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick

Jesus Christburger by Smokahontus January 3, 2011

Jesus bread 

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

Jesus bread by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016