italian bmt

When your partner loses it after another of your stunts, she proceeds to slice up your sausage and eat it with some southwest.

Dick: "I heard tom's bird is a proper psycho, she italian bmt'd him after she found out about him shitting on the neighbour's dog"
Harry: "Hot"

by Charles Baxt March 31, 2009

The Italian Job

Is when a man is fucking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.

I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.

by a-fall April 18, 2008

Spicy Italian Man Sausage

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"

Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

by Bradley Anderson April 18, 2005

Italian

Italians are europeans that come from the boot-shaped land of italy. They are conveniently white. Which means that they can pass as somewhat/sub-white or than can pass for other races such as latino, black and basically fit in. They also have a rich amazing culture (the Roman Empire). They have good food, good cars, and good clothes. They are usually hard-working.

What would the world be without plumbers or construcion workers??? That's why we need an Italian

Save a stallion ride and Italian

by Rochelle_xoxo March 9, 2007

Italian

If Italians are Europeans then they are white,and all of Europeans in North America are minorities.Italians have a fine culture wit lots of History,Fine food,nice cars and most of all no fake accent.They are good people to get along with and they are smart.They are real proud too.

Hey Italians,unite with other European minorities!!!

Italians are crazy,proud people(just like a European should be

Im not Italian but I know about their history

by Euro-Boi August 24, 2005

Italian ice

Italian ice is a treat that my great Uncle Benedito came up with. It is shaved ice and then flavored with olive oil and lemon, oregano, and some chopped basil.

"Hey, Benedito! I'ma so hot I'ma gonna die!" "Waita ona minute, Sal, I'ma ganna geta you somathin ta coola you downa, my Italian ice"

by Guiseppe Girardo May 21, 2006

italian

I read in a magazine that Italian men have the smallest penises in all of Europe. Average = 13.5 cm. Which is a little less than 5.5 inches. Hate to burst all of your bubbles.

If an Italian guy says he has a big penis, he is probably lying.

by Truth hurts September 22, 2005