i can explain

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.
A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."
by JT the man January 02, 2008
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Bill Cosby in a can

Bill Cosby in a can refers to starting fluid.
Guy one: my lawnmower won’t start.

Guy two: sounds like you need some Bill Cosby in a can
by BridlingArc6 April 21, 2018
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Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
Q: Why on earth would you want to play "Für Elise" on an HP Scanner!

A: Because I can

by The Smitemeister March 18, 2008
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harrison trash can

I don't really feel like getting drunk tonight, I will have a couple harrison trash cans.
by badwordz May 23, 2018
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Two can Sam

A guy who gets drunk after drinking two beers. A play on Toucan Sam.
That guy has no tolerance for alcohol. He's a Two can Sam.
by -V- October 24, 2007
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trash can fire

A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.
Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.
by Cranberry Bob November 20, 2019
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Rusting my can

The process of stimulating a vagina until it is "wet" then suddenly leaving the scene. The said vagina is left to dry.
Jessica: "I swear it took Mike 15 minutes to get that condom at the gas station. I was all warmed up when he left... He has really been rusting my can."
by TheCockBrothers September 30, 2016
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