iDirt

iDirt is any Apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.

Consumer #1: I just blew $600 on Apple's latest.
Consumer #2: What did you get this time?
Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.

by Mike P. Grant, esq August 2, 2007

idiopathic

Facy medical terminology with translates into the Common Speach as "Hell if I know".

Sarcoidosis is an idiopathic disorder, usually affecting the lungs.

by TheDoctor88 February 17, 2015

idiot

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

by Retarded Hillbilly April 20, 2018

Low IQ idiot

You. It’s you. You are actually that dumb to search what a Low IQ idiot is on Urban Dictionary! Are you feeling okay? Just stop it, get some help.

When you are in an arguments but the other person is wrong:

’Thats incorrect you Low IQ idiot’

by larrayyy April 23, 2020

villiage idiot

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Pathetic Idiot

One who is obsessed with an animal humanoid type of fantasy life. Is also self absorbed, and feeds on the free time of others with worthless hypocritical comments on what it means to be the "Alpha Male" of a certain situation or area.

"I've made like ..15 emails since then? And..I have a new Fursona?
And, I'm a Communists now?
You are still the pathetic idiot you were before."

by A concerned Republican July 29, 2010

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018