holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Pulling-A-Hook

(Adjective) to be dishonest or a general jerk; originally derived from the character Captain Hook; to be two-faced

"He acted like he liked her, and then went out with that other girl! He is totally pulling-a-hook!"

by RemindYouOfAnyone May 21, 2009

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011

Double treble hooked

When a lover falls very much in love and is obsessed with their love. Reference is to fishing and when both treble hooks are in the fish's mouth, you don't need a net to haul fish into boat.

I'm a telling you Harley, that Carol has double treble hooked John and he's so strung out on her, she's a haulin' him in. Ain't love weird.

double treble hooked, love, enamored, head over heels

by r3dcut March 8, 2016

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016

philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole

Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.

by teleTUBBZZ June 12, 2017

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018