Jack Hammerin

The act of ramming ones erect penis into any type of wall in hopes of getting some sexual pleasure (a not so great substitute for Masturbating)

Fred:"I heard john in his apartment next door doing a chick"
Bob: "John wasn't with a chick last night, his date bailed on him before he could take her to his room"
Fred: "Oh that sucks, he must have been Jack Hammerin the shit out of his wall then"

by RongMan October 9, 2010

Pink Hammering

the act of beat a girls clit with your dick

Bekka used to love it when Nick would pull out and give her clit a nice Pink Hammering before he came on her tits.

by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

hammerland

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.

Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.

by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006

Hammer Chode

A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.

"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."

by The Occational Flame. May 15, 2010

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.

Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010

hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

Hamberder

The misspelling of 'hamburger' by a moron posing as the President of the United States.

I want to illustrate my narcissism by bragging about buying hamberders.

by I_am_awesome January 15, 2019