graffitits

Photographed breasts which have obviously been air-brushed. Modern usage includes digital image editing techniques (ie. photoshopping).

Pete: Check out this month's centerfold!
Repete: Fool, I can't get chubby off those graffitits.

by mudmudhug February 5, 2009

Grief Wank

The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".

I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here

by Merjiba April 13, 2011

giffie

Anyone that communicates by posting animated gifs instead of actually typing out a message.

Girl you are such a giffie.

by figmatic July 12, 2015

Giff

A mess on an object, multiple bits of rubbish covering something

I couldn't wear that top, it was covered in giff

by Vorgot August 16, 2018

Facebook Graffiti

The act of going onto someones wall on Facebook to post random ideas/topics or things that mean nothing at all.

Dude, that weird guy keeps Facebook Graffiti 'ing you. I think he likes you.

by Drakenfire May 3, 2010

Dermatological Graffiti

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.

Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.

by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012

griffiths

an item of clothing, almost like a 'willy warmer' but this is called a 'griffiths' made out of many different materials and made by the famous jenny. she had a problem with small penis' though so she only made extra large ones. she's abit of a perve

'you like my griffiths? its new'
'oh yes, its very smart. does it itch?'

by frankenfurter December 3, 2007