Google Search Rant

A google search rant is when youre mad at a family member or something, and you just type(but not search) things mean about them in the google search bar.

Friend: What did you do last night Patrick. Patrick: I was really mad at my dumb dad so I basically just went on a google search rant all night.

by WhiteVanMan489 June 22, 2020

Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses

Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession

by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020

Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022

Google sonic foot fetish pics

do it. you won't

"Google sonic foot fetish pics. no balls."

by penid 2 June 16, 2023

toggle goggles

The goggles Horace Grant would use when he plays basketball.

Brandon - "I'm really fat and suck at basketball"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles"

by jephrey maltas August 11, 2006

goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

Cement Goggles

the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.

i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch

by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009