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Gentlemen's Emporium

An imaginary place where a nice gentleman can be "found". He comes from a notable background. He is clean, noble and will make a fine husband.
This week I have a date with a fine guy that I got from the Gentlemen's Emporium. This guy will be a lot better than the hook-up that came from ManDonalds.
by MauMauTheVege December 26, 2011
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Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
by Owen Bay January 7, 2012
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full moon and empty legs

In other words, "Bring it all in"
When there is a full out. Full moon and empty legs.
by Maxxy9458 November 15, 2016
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Scott’s Empty SAC

Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.
I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.

He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.

scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017
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half full or half empty

Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
by Creepox May 19, 2019
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cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.
Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
by Naxzed May 26, 2019
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tank's empty

The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry
Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?

Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019
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