Dude Cancer.

A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.

"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."

"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."

by is3190 June 18, 2009

Dude

A carpenter or other professional hired to help with home improvement or appliance fixing.

Phil: Oh man, our shower isn't working!
Clyde: OK, I'll call a dude to fix it tomorrow.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Little Dude

Little dude is your homie, your best, friend, your brother, your nephew you show them ultimate respect and love. You would kill for them hell you would hide a body for them.

Micheal is the best little dude in the entire world.

by Z dawg December 11, 2018

Random Dude

A guy that shows up in hot girls' photos on Facebook as a prop for any occasion that requires a male to be there for the good times. He often appears in photos from beach vacations where excessive alcohol has been consumed and no husbands are present.

Did you see Jen in her hot new bikini?
No, but that random dude with her in her profile pic is smokin'!

by Metrosexual Caveman September 7, 2010

matrix dodge

When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.

My former doubles partner Kristen matrix dodged the tennis ball I accidentally hit at her.

by shaley720 July 13, 2007

dodger

A girl who doesn't swallow or take a facial during a blowjob.

"Yo I heard you got a bj off that girl!"
"Yeah, too bad she was a dodger."

by ixrxthethorn May 19, 2009

dodgeball

A athletic game made played mainly in American elementary and middle schools in which participants throw foam or rubber balls at each other. If a player is struck by a ball in mid-flight, without catching it, he or she is out of the game. Because of its rudimentary simplicity and low initial costs, dodgeball is enjoying a resurgence among urban and suburban adults.

When I was in middle school, I was quite the dodgeball player. I was fast and had good hand/eye coordination, which is all you really need. Plus I could catch. Unfortunately, the game was eventually banned from my school by a bunch of conservative, bible-thumping Republicans, who preferred us to stay indoors all day and praise Jesus.

by el bouche June 11, 2004