Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006

Full Deck

(n) A two-handed handjob.

I heard her say "You like a full deck?" so I looked to my right and she was jerking him off with both hands!

by Oona Pelota June 22, 2016

Deckerville

The small and worthless town, that will soon be in the shits because no one there wants to make advancements in life and use new technology. but rather keep it as a shitty little farming town.

You know, every small town that is stubborn is gonna end up like Deckerville.

by MESALONA February 21, 2009

Dereck

unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!

Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.

Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.

"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."

by JJK♥ March 15, 2010

Deck

Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.

Gah! I hate that deck! He's always being so mean & emotional!

by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008

Beans on Deck

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010