Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.

Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.

by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022

Third World Drunk

A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.

Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk

by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010

Pitch a Drunk

Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.

We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.

by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010

One drink drunk

Someone who has had one drink of an alcoholic beverage and becomes drunk after finishing it

Dang! That person is a one drink drunk type of person!

by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 4, 2016

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Noah's Ark drunk

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange

Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.

by Badwig March 11, 2022

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.

So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?

by Nick D September 23, 2003