Computersafting

Taking juice out of a computer, and injecting it into the tip of a penis, otherwise known as reverse pee.

I do love computersafting my gay boyfriend

by Frong69 March 16, 2023

comput3r

comput3r is a programmer who uses the mineflayer library in javascript to make dumb shit on Minecraft anarchy servers.

i hate comput3r

by fuckyoucomput3randbrimgrace March 24, 2023

ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of taking apart someone else computer, blending it until it is a fine powder of computer parts, mixing it with protein powder, mixing with milk, then serving to the owner of the computer.

Josh, "Where is my custom built gaming pc?!"
Jamal, "We do a little ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton."

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 3, 2023

computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

Computador

The Spanish like word for Computer.

I am playing on the "computador".
I just got a new "computador".

by Alberto69s May 27, 2023

computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

Computer

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

My computer crashed again :(

by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024