Committed

An act of dedication to someone or something

When I married my husband I committed to him for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part

by Lovecowboys May 24, 2016

Lowest Common Denominator

1. The number underneath in a fraction after simplification

2. A dumbass or a group of dumbasses

1. "I got half marks in that maths test because I didn't simplify to the lowest common denominator"

2. "I got into a fight with a group of the lowest common denominator, mate"

by psychedelic_fuzz June 18, 2007

Committee of Vaginas (The COV)

The female group in which your girlfriend consults with and confides in. This can also be known as her "circle of friends". There are some cases in which the boyfriend may over rule the committee. The committee generally communicates via cell phone, text messages, face book, Myspace on all major decisions that most likely will affect the boyfriends life.

"My girlfriend and her Committee of Vaginas (The COV) met on saturday and decided to go on a trip to North Carolina in August instead of May."

by SupermanfromTampa April 6, 2009

Communicunt

A person who is always online in a messenger service but never answers your chat messages.

Jeff: Hey Al
Jeff: You there?
Jeff: Hello?
Jeff: You're such a communicunt

by choef August 26, 2009

commit yoonbum

When you do an exercise and your ankles hurt

Person one: I just committed a yoonbum

person two: oh.

Ex. 2

Random: commit yoonbum or suffer.

by AvocadoAlex__ October 28, 2020

picture comments

ones choosing of what to say about a particular picture being viewed

picture comments left:
<i>i like your hair in this picture!
</i>or
<i>you look so ____.

by samiLea November 14, 2007

cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.

"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"

by BeyGenii August 28, 2009