When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
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When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
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