Cocker

1. noun, a synonym of friend or mate. Usually used in the North of England (Yorkshire), among other places.

2. noun, an insult, similar to arse hole or dick head. May be used in a homophobic manner. Seemingly used in North America and other English-speaking countries.

1. 'Eyup, cocker! You off down t' pub?'

2. 'That Jeremy guy, he's a right cocker - I heard he sucked off two guys at a gay bar the other night...'

by TheYorkshireTerrance December 19, 2019

cockers

A play on the British game conckers, I which the two opposing players both swing a string with a chestnut on the end into each other, the first player who's chestnut breaks looses.

This rendition instead uses the opposing players testicles and/or ovaries, which are swung until one breaks, declaring the winner.

Me and my homies just played a sick game of cockers, but since were now down a player, want to join?

by Bongrips and Big Titties January 1, 2020

Choncker

A abnormally large clitoris

Rebecca has a choncker the size of a micro penis.

by Polkii February 27, 2020

cocker stoner

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole

your such a cocker stoner you need to chill

by Mason76817 May 8, 2020

Chonker

When you rip a chainsaw but you have a nasty orgasm because your anal beads fall out

I’m grounded because I did a chonker in class yesterday

by Pepe inhaler June 1, 2020

Chackerel

(Noun)

1. A person (or persons) whose personality appears positive on paper, but in actuality is disappointing in the extreme. Usually rather arrogant and suffers from grandiose delusions.

2. (informal) A disappointing, unpleasant and foul person with no self-awareness.

Shorthand of "Chive Mackerel"

"My date the other night turned out to be a complete chackerel."

"Don't be such a chackerel mate. You're better than that."

by 10KMRM April 22, 2020

Chonkerchen

A word used to describe a small, but very obese cat

Jake overfed his kittens, creating a litter of chonkerchens.

by Scorpionsandwich September 24, 2020