Carter

Someone who has a small penis and sucks dick

carter sucks dick

by thepower32 October 14, 2016

Carter

A name that means bitch and/or hore. Usually fucks up your life and is always sucking dick.

He Carter, why are you sucking so much dick?

by Higgas December 13, 2016

John Carter

To fearfully rename a property in such a way that it loses all its original appeal and distinguishing qualities.

GCB used to be called Good Christian Bitches, but it got John Cartered and now you can't tell what it's about.

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 got retitled Apartment 23, but they realized they John Cartered it, so they changed it to Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23.

by Orange A-peel May 23, 2012

Canterbury

Canterbury is a place in kent which is full of Chavy teenagers who thinks they are hard but are really just thriving cunts and will rob any bike or even a wheelie bin that you leave out of your site. If your an outsider you will try to be dragged into the Chavy lifestyle. If your unlucky enough to have beef with one of the local gypsies you will probably not leave alive.

Do you remember that time we went to Canterbury an got robbed by the local chavs.

by Bathtub2000 January 1, 2018

carter

to scam someone, to cheat someone out of something, to run out of an establishment without paying

You trying to carter me bro? Looks like they pulled a carter and skipped out without paying the check!

by Bobbybob November 27, 2013

Cartered

v. 'to be cartered' or 'to carter'

If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.

From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.

Girl 1: Where's Lucy?
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!

Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!

by bethg February 25, 2011

carter

he is a very ugly person whom likes to simp. he goes from girl to girl asking for head, all he wants is sum pussy but cant get nun sadly. he used to be obsessed with zoe metheny but then switched up on her bc she didnt want to give head to his micro penis, so then went to kylie downer trying to get head.

carter is a ugly ass bitch that just wants pussy and looks like sid from toy story and ice age.

by your simping king September 19, 2019