Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007

cake up

To stack and save your dollars

i'm workin two jobs. damnit i'm tryin to cake up!

by SherLocke- July 24, 2006

Caked Up

With a guy / girl you like or flirt with . . Cuddleing with eachother or just super close body to body .

Who you tryna be " Caked up " with at the movies ?

by ChyMoney March 29, 2015

cake farting

Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".

BH=butthole

Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.

by Cake boss May 11, 2014

Crab Cake

Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.

"I'm not hitting that whore's Crab Cake."

by jagorev October 4, 2005

Bakin-Cakes

Makin babies, gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.

Bitch what you doin? U and dude over there bakin-cakes

by Tricey08 February 14, 2008

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 9, 2004