Hospital Bed

The position in which involuntary muscle contractions force the legs and upper body to rise upwards simultaneously, similar to the functions of a hospital bed.

This phenomenon is the result of an intense ejaculation after receiving world class fellatio.

Tom: How was your date last night?
Phil: It was great, she put me in a hospital bed.


coined by KC

by KC1984 March 12, 2009

Put The Kids to Bed

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

by GOODKID December 8, 2013

Shit in the bed

A major break down and/or collaspe with ugly conotations. Usually used to describe market activity.

The stock market really shit in the bed today after the release poor jobs data.

by Sauceman December 27, 2004

SHAT THE BED

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.

TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.

by WONDERBREAD AKA WHITE CHOCOLAT September 26, 2008

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 27, 2005

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017