tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.

tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch

by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022

Block Baiter

A person who threatens to block another person due to stupid reasons.

Abby: I got block baited last night
Kaz: by who?
Abby: Max.

Kaz: he is a world famous block baiter so im not surprised.

by KazTheLesbian December 7, 2022

Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot

hayden bartels has unlimited rizz

by thing 5 February 22, 2023

Unprotected Bacteria Sex

Backrooms Bacteria having sex with no condom on.

Haha, the new backrooms video features Unprotected Bacteria Sex in it!

by CockSucker69420WasTaken March 2, 2023

Master of Banter

A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.

Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter

James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.

Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!

by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010

bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016

National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022