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The greatest thing to ever happen to someone. Does whatever they can to make someone happy. Is always in the mood to help others and help bring someone up. They have beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone that you can be thankful for and always rely on. They are kind of a nerd, but it is what makes them so special. They are extremely smart but can be passive when upset. No matter how upset they get you can never stay upset at them cause they are so perfect.
Brandon is the love of my life.
Brandon by IloveB November 23, 2021
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Brandon has a massive corey and would destroy any pussay that he comes in close contact to
Have you seen Brandon’s big corey
Brandon by BrandysBigCorey November 23, 2021
Brandon is the guy everyone loves. Kind hearted, lovable, and all around he gets the crowd going. Without Brandon’s, events would lose popularity and and sports wouldn’t be the same. You need a Brandon in your life.
Brandon by Justine Brooke November 23, 2021
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Brandon by anonymous November 23, 2021
Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
Brandon by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy
guy : brandon look handsome
other: he gay
brandon by anonymous November 23, 2021
One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.
Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
Brandon by sulla123 November 27, 2021