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awkwardvagina

Popular British Tumblr user, claims to have cried when McDonalds ran out of Big Macs (reason unknown). Is known for talking to his followers, offering advice and getting involved with helping others when needed. Generally a sound guy, always willing to make himself the butt of a joke if it can make others laugh.
Friend 1: Have you seen this guys blog? He calls himself awkwardvagina...
Friends 2: Yeah, I've been following him for a while, the URL is a definite put off if you don't view the content
by samurite March 14, 2015
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awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.
when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.
by AVIREZ May 13, 2005
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Awkward

A person who just outright makes any situation uncomfortable just by being there.
Way to make the situation awkward Andy.
by AwkwardAndy November 4, 2010
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Awkward

My friend's old teacher said, that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby gets born. So that means we're all gay, and you can't denie it!!!!
Man 1: ...Sooo...(awkward silence)...
Man 2: Ha, your gay!
by Spazcat101 May 7, 2009
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Awkward turtle

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...
by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010
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awkward peacock

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)
awkward peacock, as appears above.
by dmq88 January 16, 2010
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awkward

in your 5-31-05 daily word "emergency dance party" you spelled the definition wrong! Awkward is correct...you spelled it akward
An awkward moment occurs when you spell something wrong in a dictionary!
by Helene Patterson June 7, 2005
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