A 40+ year old ice cream man who you have to search the entire city of Paris to find since he never stays in 1 place, gives you the ice cream he chooses based on your "personality" and ships 2 teenagers and gets extremely sad and tries to kill the 2 teenagers if they don't love each other.
by Wig eater December 15, 2023
Get the Andre Glaciée mug.One of the most Hispanic common names, a lot of people would say that Andres is vain, stuck -panda selfish plus untilgrateful but in reality these people are nothing but jealous fools. Beyond anything this person is so dramatic, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dumb but in a good way and many more. He can make you fall in lovewith him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him 24/7 and never get tired of him. A kid that tries to fit in. Plus Andres is a kid with a big dick. Andres does rend to fuck shit up with how annoying, clumsy, energetic, attitude, and curious he is -- but that'should what make him Andres
Andres " I'm starving "
by Is Bella Northern April 22, 2018
Get the Andres mug.Ur either one of the following: Filipino, Portugese, Spanish, American or English. Ur either: Artist, Sporty, Loud, Fat, Engineer or Nerd. To be honest I don’t even know with the Andre I know. He’s my guy, like the biggest bozo I’ve seen. Then there’s other Andre’s who piss me off with their dead azz behaviour. You need the 1st Andre in your life, not the 2nd
by DreekoTheMan November 22, 2021
Get the Andre mug.A stupid ass is poor and has no friends. And has no WiFi and has a small dick. And can’t get girls. Don’t date him he is ugly af.
by Noceman February 27, 2018
Get the Andres mug.An Andre person is a slob. They are rude, uncultured and disgusting. They have no manners. They might have little education too. They try to dominate every situation and relationship. Furthermore, they often think they are awesome and self-important. Their arrogance is flaunted around for all to see. Andre is sometimes paired with the word, "jerk."
by honestpersonjustwantstowarnyou January 9, 2018
Get the Andre mug.Blond, adorable, and super funny Andres is the guy who is serious and there when you need him, but funny and wild when everything's good. Also the best. friend. EVER.
Boy 1: I never noticed that guy Andres before.
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!
by bec.spam.acc March 17, 2018
Get the Andres mug.Andre is a cool, fun, neat, and ripped guy. He enjoys the company of friends but dislikes when they overstep. His nick name is often AJ and he is the most loyal and best boyfriend alive. Many women say they should get an Andre.
by the real chicken man August 30, 2022
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