wilton

Wilton is the biggest waste of Fairfield County land mass in Connecticut. A mix of new and some old money, kids grow up thinking that the world revolves around them. Wilton is a bubble that has THE most USELESS stores possible: GAP, Chicos, etc. The movie theatre and Starbucks have only been there for about 4 years. Come people - who really needs 2 grocery stores: Village Market (for pretentious Wiltonians who rather pay more for their Bisquik at some snooty "market" where you'll find some of the very few high schoolers who actually work) and Stop & Shop. Come hang out in "The Center" - everything closes at 9:30...except Coldstone- don't get too excited. J.Crew and Abercrombie rule. There are more Coach bags in Wilton than sober/clean middle schoolers. Roads suck here - so do the cops who insist on pulling over EVERYONE for speeding and what not...there is nothing else for them to do here. It's in the woods. Too many bugs. Wranglers (the cars of choice...for some nauseatingly odd reason) and 745is risk colliding with rampant deer on winding, narrow pathways referred to as roads. Wiltonians worship Kristine Lilly and have named everything from streets to fields after her. Everyone either plays LAX, field hockey or soccer. Play another sport and suffer the consequences: ridicule and poor funding. The only good thing about Wilton is that its an hour train ride away from NYC. Get out while you can...or stop by Trackside for a good time ;)

"Hey Sarah - After class lets go to the Wilton LAX game."
"For sure, and then we can go hang out in the center and maybe get a Frappachino at Starbucks!"

by *wilton's phinest* September 7, 2005

wilton

1) The town where 95% of the successful parents are secretly alcoholics
2) The town where Mohammed, Alah, Jesus, Batman, and the marijuana leaf where born (not Moses because noone likes him)

Hey lets go to Wilton's town center cuz we are cool!

by Jesus Chris aka the docta July 15, 2008

Wilsonville

A suburb of Portland full of stoners and whores, a waste of time, a useless city full of useless people.

Dude where do you live?
Uhh I live in Wilsonville...
Oh, that's useless... stoner.

by AT... January 18, 2009

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.

"Got Ramburgers??" .... HAHA... you're cool.

by ~ * NC RAMS! ~ * April 5, 2005

Wilsoning

-verb
1. To seemingly appear as a neighbor from a popular television show in which only the upper half of your face is visible, often due to computer monitors.
2. The act of looking like a creeper.

Yeah, I was totalling wilsoning on you from across the office.

by WagenMaster April 5, 2011

Wilsonville High School

A high school in wilsonville that is known for having high education standards. However, all of the kids at Wilsonville High School fuckheads and are homosexual. This causes one to question; why the fuck does any one go to this school? No one knows. Also, Billy is a whore.

Kid A: "I saw Billy at Wilsonville High School last night."
Kid B: "Oh, yeah? What was he doing"
Kid A: "Begging for cock."
Kid B: "Gross."

by School Principle February 7, 2008

WIlton

a town in connecticut with a mix of ghettonians,(none of them however are actually black) major preps who work their whole lives to master the whole preppy vibe so you can walk down the street and say, "wow what a prep" without even saying a word to them. This town also has their share of punk rockers who skateboard down the small, lonely downtown which consists of maybe five stores and twice as many grocery stores but for the poor wiltonians, its all they have. And of course we have the goths who scare the living daylights out of everyone they walk by except for of course their fellow gothic friends. Wilton probably has the worst high school drinking problems in the state. Wilton public schools is one of the best school sysytems in the country. I guess the health classes must suck though, because they still cant seem to get through to the kids about drugs and alcohol. Sure, its an awkward town but its a group of good looking kids who seem to get along with everyone and know how to have a good time.

"hey, you from wilton?"
"yeah"
"sweeet"

by kathkath July 15, 2008