a walk to remember

a film used to make people cry. if you want to cry just watch this film.

damn im feeling so depressed today...time to get out a walk to remember...

by muna05 January 17, 2009

Slut Walk

In 2011, a Toronto police officer named Michael Sanguinetti suggested that to remain safe from sexual assault, "women should avoid dressing like sluts." This logic is akin to "If you don't want to get robbed, you probably should not walk around bare-assed with $100 bills taped to your tits." or "If you don't want your car stolen, then don't keep your keys in the ignition, stupid!" It's common sense that with every crime, comes preventative measures to avoid foolish risks.... except, of course, when it comes "Womyn's" issues. Since feminists are known to get butthurt over any suggestion that a woman should take ANY responsibility for her own actions in ANY situation EVER, they predictably responded to Sanquinetti's logical (yet sexist... obviously) remark with a protest known as Slut Walk.

Slut Walks consist of mostly unattractive, usually androgynous, always sexually ambiguous collegiate sufferers of first-world problems that dress in boner-inducing clothing for the purpose of, you know.... respect and to be taken seriously. Slut Walks are the epitome of irony, since most participants are "wimmin" who most self-respecting men would not want to fuck in the first place, let alone take the time, effort, and risk of prison to rape them.

The greatest example of Slut Walk's fail and hypocrisy occurred in Brasilia around May 2012. During the course of this Slut Walk called "Marcha Da Vadias," when thousands of "proud sluts" were walking around half-naked (and in some cases exposing their funbags and vagoos,) a male had the audacity to do the exact same fucking thing and expose himself. Take note that this man DID NOT approach or assault anyone at any time when his dick was popping out through his zipper, but OF COURSE the protesters responded with monkey shit-fits and literally trying to physically harm this purveyor of justice and equal rights.

So, the moral of the story is that any "possessor of the cunt" has the privilege of breaking every decency law in the book without being oggled at or appropriately called a "slut" by her patriarchal oppressors, but any penis-wielder better keep his clothes on (out of shame and modesty) or one of these "warriors of equal rights" will either kill you, or castrate you, or kill you then castrate you, or castrate you then kill you... then claim "almost raped."

by skawtee December 20, 2013

talking a walk on the wild side

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

Halloween Walk of Shame

When you emerge from a guy's house wearing the same Halloween costume you partied in the night before reeking of booze, sweat, and maybe pumpkins- all in good fun from the night before. And unlike the normal walk of shame... you cannot hide in your halloween costume.

I totally did the Halloween walk of shame this morning- the dead give away was my head to toe chicken outfit

by Kootz! March 15, 2009

Edan Walk

edan walk: the art of walking in a seductive, sexualized, provocative manor in order to seduce members of the opposite sex, usually accompanied with and edan pose, which is a pose of a similar matter. To perform said edan walk the right foot is placed in front of the left while pouting, pushing ones boobs out as far as possible in order to achieve desired effect. In many nations this action is similar to that of a prostitute and is not an action that is to be performed in public.

edan walk can be achieved by : placing the right foot in front of the left, then the left in front of the right. for best enjoyment practise with close friends. to ensure desired motion pout, push out your boobs and use a fake smile

NOTE; for your own safety do not perform in public

by a very proud woman October 25, 2006

fart walk

A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it

Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.

by Jibblit April 28, 2011

Bird Walk

A song by Soulja Boy. Also accompanied by a dance called the 'Bird Walk'.

"Watch me hit my bird walk!"

by Rickyy. January 20, 2009