Math Teacher 

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

Math Teacher by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Gym Teacher 

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

Gym Teacher by colallanwill September 25, 2025

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

Spanish teacher by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

Chinese teacher

1 Often a woman or man who lets you off even if you forget to bring things or doesn't listen on lessons. 2 But their lessons are extremely boring and they are often communists and loves China.

1
Student A: Phew that Chinese teacher let me off fucking hell, man.
Student B: The fuuckkk?? The Spanish teacher just gave me a H- for breathing! I didnt even know that was possible!!!
2
Chinese teacher: China is a good country blah blah blah
5 hours later...
Chinese teacher: Plays Chinese national anthem

Chinese teacher by Dabookwyrm February 17, 2026

Bald Teacher

A lot of teachers are like this, some are named Kevin, some are named fart head. We love them

You are my favorite bald teacher

Bald Teacher by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

grilling the teacher 

Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)

Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.

grilling the teacher by Bobby Greencoat January 18, 2017

German Math Teacher 

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

German Math Teacher by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017