Venice’s Royal Toast

Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.

1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!

2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Loaded piece of toast

A wildly outrageous amount of blame/shame being placed on something minor.

Megan Markle is being blamed for deforestation and murder for eating avocado toast, and she said, "That's a loaded piece of toast!"

If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!

by Meghanfan March 7, 2021

Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

Shit on Toast

Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.

I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.

by bbones October 25, 2009

stink on toast

It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.

Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.

by Cassandra J. May 19, 2008

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!

oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

hot toast

when a girl ays to her best friend that ahe is "hot toast" meaning she is amazing or cool :)

chloeallan"briony you are reall hot toast!"

brionythom"why thankyou! you are hot toast too" ;)

by toaastybean February 27, 2010