donkey tits

Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.

Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"

Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"

Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"

Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"

by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010

Bic tits

Tits adorned with obvious blue veins, as if they have been marked with a pen

"Wee man, your bird's got Bic tits"

by Eddie Corrick March 14, 2007

Walleye Tits

Girl who's nipples are pointed outward, not strait forward, similar to the eyes on a walleye (fish).

Brandon: hey man. that trim I had last night had walleye tits!

Sam: eww sick dude!

Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!

by Socata December 9, 2008

Snag Tits

When you happen to see a girl and her breasts are mainly perky and large. They are usually known as breast implants but a little larger with a slight perk.

Trevor: yo did you see those Snag Tits on that girl??

Dan: mad snag right there.

by Trevor2p June 26, 2008

hot as tits

being uncomfortably hot, usually in a situation where there are many people in one room

damn, it's hot as tits in here.

by Devin creedz January 25, 2008

Snoopy Tits

Big titties that when released resemblethe shape of Snoopy's nose

Damn man, she took her bra off and out came a mad set of Snoopy Tits - aaagh!

by BahamaBoy June 22, 2005

slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009