A TDM is a Temporary Distraction Measure.
Temporary Distraction Measures are the process by which Politicians and the Mainstream Media distract the population from the important things they're doing that affects everybody, A.K.A. Multi-trillion dollar spending binges.
The TDM is the process or smokescreen they use to cover the event up or make it inconsequential. A.K.A, Swine Flu, drug cartels in Mexico, Taliban in Pakistan, E-coli contamination in Peanuts...
Temporary Distraction Measures are the process by which Politicians and the Mainstream Media distract the population from the important things they're doing that affects everybody, A.K.A. Multi-trillion dollar spending binges.
The TDM is the process or smokescreen they use to cover the event up or make it inconsequential. A.K.A, Swine Flu, drug cartels in Mexico, Taliban in Pakistan, E-coli contamination in Peanuts...
"Dude! Did you buy a mask to keep from getting swine flu?"
"Nah, I'm not worried about it, it's a T.D.M to keep us from thinking about all those billions of dollars of our money they're handing out left and right to bankrupt businesses."
"Nah, I'm not worried about it, it's a T.D.M to keep us from thinking about all those billions of dollars of our money they're handing out left and right to bankrupt businesses."
by TheTempoTemple May 2, 2009
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6: Pizza: It is actually cardboard with ketchup and plastic cheese. How they screw, I don't know.
5: Pasta Salad: If I vomited and put it on my plate, it would look more appetizing then what they cook.
4: Sloppy Joes: No need to explain
3: Hot Dogs: Recently featured on Fear Factor, they have since brought it to the AU cafe. they never cook new ones, they just reheat them day-after-day-after-day. They look fossilized and half petrified. The chef told me himself he recooked a hotdog since 1984.
2:Cereal: How they manage to fuck this up is beyond me.
1: Exotic rices: They're attempt to cook Spanish rice is a disgrace to the Latino community and has insulted recent ambassadors from Chile and Panama. They have since declared TDR the worst place to eat, on Earth. It not only tastes like plastic but it looks like crap. Don't eat unless you have a death wish.
-1: Chicken a.k.a. chainsaw chicken a.k.a what the fuck is that?: It is as hard as a jawbreaker and your jaw will get tired from chewing the first piece. It is an absolute last resort when you are starving because sometimes the salad is old and moldy.
6: Pizza: It is actually cardboard with ketchup and plastic cheese. How they screw, I don't know.
5: Pasta Salad: If I vomited and put it on my plate, it would look more appetizing then what they cook.
4: Sloppy Joes: No need to explain
3: Hot Dogs: Recently featured on Fear Factor, they have since brought it to the AU cafe. they never cook new ones, they just reheat them day-after-day-after-day. They look fossilized and half petrified. The chef told me himself he recooked a hotdog since 1984.
2:Cereal: How they manage to fuck this up is beyond me.
1: Exotic rices: They're attempt to cook Spanish rice is a disgrace to the Latino community and has insulted recent ambassadors from Chile and Panama. They have since declared TDR the worst place to eat, on Earth. It not only tastes like plastic but it looks like crap. Don't eat unless you have a death wish.
-1: Chicken a.k.a. chainsaw chicken a.k.a what the fuck is that?: It is as hard as a jawbreaker and your jaw will get tired from chewing the first piece. It is an absolute last resort when you are starving because sometimes the salad is old and moldy.
AU student: "Hey look. Its the chicken I saw last
Wednesday in . Why is it still being served?"
AU student 2: "Because, Tommy, the chefs here lack cooking skills and serve the same food everyday."
T.D.R. (worst foods)
Wednesday in . Why is it still being served?"
AU student 2: "Because, Tommy, the chefs here lack cooking skills and serve the same food everyday."
T.D.R. (worst foods)
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Function: Intransitive Verb
Etymology: Originating in Ajax Ontario
The act of utilizing one's charm and wit combined with their natural good looks to cause any desired female to be so overwhelmed with arousal that they instantaneously become DFA. (Down for Anything) Normally used to describe the most miraculous of hook-ups.
Function: Intransitive Verb
Etymology: Originating in Ajax Ontario
The act of utilizing one's charm and wit combined with their natural good looks to cause any desired female to be so overwhelmed with arousal that they instantaneously become DFA. (Down for Anything) Normally used to describe the most miraculous of hook-ups.
A. Travis- "Has that Mormon broad put out for you yet?"
Hayden- “I was beginning to lose hope, but last night I T-Mac’d that chastity belt straight off her.”
B. Hayden- “How was the club last night?”
Travis- “Well... from what I recall I legit T-Mac’d this hotty in front of everyone. By the end of the night my shirt was ripped open, I had scratch marks on my chest and a hickey on my right nipple... At 2 am. it was clear she was def DFA.”
Hayden- “I was beginning to lose hope, but last night I T-Mac’d that chastity belt straight off her.”
B. Hayden- “How was the club last night?”
Travis- “Well... from what I recall I legit T-Mac’d this hotty in front of everyone. By the end of the night my shirt was ripped open, I had scratch marks on my chest and a hickey on my right nipple... At 2 am. it was clear she was def DFA.”
by Omni64 February 22, 2010
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Have you experienced T-syn? Ya, blue balls.
by Staylor November 2, 2008
Get the T-syn mug.adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
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