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T.D.M

A TDM is a Temporary Distraction Measure.

Temporary Distraction Measures are the process by which Politicians and the Mainstream Media distract the population from the important things they're doing that affects everybody, A.K.A. Multi-trillion dollar spending binges.

The TDM is the process or smokescreen they use to cover the event up or make it inconsequential. A.K.A, Swine Flu, drug cartels in Mexico, Taliban in Pakistan, E-coli contamination in Peanuts...
"Dude! Did you buy a mask to keep from getting swine flu?"

"Nah, I'm not worried about it, it's a T.D.M to keep us from thinking about all those billions of dollars of our money they're handing out left and right to bankrupt businesses."
by TheTempoTemple May 2, 2009
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t.d.m.o

the devil my opp. if you dont let the devil get in your head or if you resist desires as much as possible, then the devil is your opp. opp as in opposition, which means enemy
kanye west on ‘Praise God’: “the devil my opp
cant pay me to stop
my god at the top”

this is what t.d.m.o means
by aim4pluto August 21, 2023
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
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i.j.w.t.d.b.i.d.w.t.d.m.m

I just want to d!e but I don’t want to disappoint my mom
I.J.W.T.D.B.I.D.W.T.D.M.M
by iitsphoebe June 29, 2020
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D.T.M.L.

Adj. Deep Throat My Life~ nothing else can go wrong, it can't get any worse.
She asked me "How's your day going?";I replied " D.T.M.L."
by LEEO69 November 15, 2015
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R.M.D.T.I.C.I.Y.P

Ride My Dick Till I Cum In Your Pussy
R.M.D.T.I.C.I.Y.P :

When your man talks dirty to you in the bedroom.
by Daddy's little angel 😇 October 6, 2022
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