Surfy's Law

A law with corollaries outlining the Murphy's Law of Surfing:

When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.

First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.

Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.

"Dude, I got worked by six mackin' double overhead freight trains on my paddle out. It was like total enforcement of Surfy's Law!"

by WordSurfer January 14, 2013

Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

surfyna

She is a pretty and energetic girl.She is really random and goofy. All the guys would fall for her sense of humor and her cute laugh

Surfyna is weird and cute at the same time

by TypicalCookie December 29, 2016

surfacelooker

Someone who only looks on the surface of things to find something their looking for.

Try looking inside drawers instead of the surfaces. You surfacelooker.

by Terry1710 March 7, 2017

surfing the red sea

When a girl is on her period

Girl: I can't, I'm surfing the Red Sea this weekend

by Jenken August 10, 2017

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Surfer Fag

Beach blonde hair, Usually have a gay name like Sam and wears Mad Huey clothing. Will ask for snaps for a rate.

Strohfeldt is a Surfer Fag.

by Ksvejdidndheicjcjc May 12, 2018