Stumpie

a narly homeless person.

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."

by Chrissy Bell November 22, 2005

stumphy

Noun

A slang word that describes a state of being. It combines the slang words stupid, dumb, and hyphy.

hey my nigga lets go to the club and get stumphy!

by kurtdub December 29, 2007

slumpin'

low down and funky, but knee deep enough to ride to.

slumpin' beats and phat tracks as we spin da wax...

by Boomer December 9, 1999

Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Stumpkin

The art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump...

Man I was just in the bathroom and Teets was giving me a stumpkin...

by KCD913 March 30, 2017

slumpover

(noun) When a group of friends decide to either go out/stay in to get drunk then proceed to laying on their floor with blankets and pillows staying up into the odd hours of the night. Such activities include general gossip, television/movie viewing, and other forms of entertainment. It is essentially a sleep over for adults who are drunk enough to enjoy each others company for an extended period of time.

Linda: "What are you doing tonight?"

Karen: "Not sure, we might have a slumpover. Theres still a bunch of 40s left over from the weekend in the fridge and Jill just got Netflix. Wanna come?"

Linda: "Damn that sounds fun but I have exams tomorrow."

Karen: "Ah, well maybe next time."

by crazykidcarlson91 May 25, 2012

Blunt Slump

The feeling you get when smoking a blunt in an awesome chair or couch.

"Damn man, this og kush has got me blunt slumpin' hard. I feel like i'm melting right into the couch.

by T.D. Jones June 8, 2011