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Stanley

Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.
Stanley, where wishes and dreams go to burn and die.
by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019
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Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.
Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock
by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020
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Stankey Legs

When legs grows so much that they be long. People with stankey legs are always over 6ft tall.
This is occure to 4.20% of the population.
YT celebrity: i am over 6 ft tall
Person: damn, you got stankey legs
YT celebrity: yes

Gay man with extra chromosome: who asked?
by cant remember, ask your mom March 23, 2020
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Standenfuckenlaugh

Like shaudenfreude but results in uncontrollable lols
Ben's mopyness made John standenfuckenlaugh
by Marmadoc March 25, 2020
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Stangers

An immature slang term referring to methamphetamine.
"Ya got any stangers?"
by Luckyyou_2005 April 23, 2020
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stahel

The Sexiest family name from Switzerland. It means made out of steel (In German stahl means steel, the "e" stands for elite). Also anyone with this last name is well known to be quite a catch.
A: "You are going out with a Stahel?!"

B: "You lucky shithead!"
by swiss_parliament May 6, 2020
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Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.
“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day
by Stachesack May 31, 2020
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