«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”
“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”
“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 3, 2023

by jellyeditor April 4, 2022

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.
by leldon February 4, 2025

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
