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pop a socket

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.
Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.
by Dark Lord July 28, 2008
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cock sucker

Some one who sucks a lot of cock
by Nicole <3 September 17, 2005
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sucker

Billy bought a sucker from the concession stand.
by billy michella May 30, 2008
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soccer bro

A chill bro who is wicked athletic and smart. This kid can be found wearing his warm-up jacket, nike or under armour shorts and quarter socks. These kids trudge lightly on the ground in order to keep their nike or adidas running shoes clean and fresh. These bros get mad chicks and are some of the coolest kids on campus. Similar to a lax bro, many lax bros are bros with these kids.
Why is greg getting so many chicks?

O, He is a soccer bro, kids mad chill
by soccuurkidfly October 18, 2010
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Soccer AM

Cult television programme, based on football. Shown on Sky Sports on Saturday mornings.

Includes Tim Lovejoy, Hellen Chamberlin, Sheephead and the almighty Tubes.
'Light Drizzle!'
by Graeme Cairns November 25, 2003
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the shocker

Inserting two fingers (most commonly the index and middle) into the vagina and one finger (the pinky) into the anus, simultaneously.
Two in the pus, one in the caboose.
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!


Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.


Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.


Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)

Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!
Double V, single A (VVA).
by Willie Shocquer January 11, 2005
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soccer mom

Definition #45 portrays very well how the "Soccer mom" lives/acts.They have that "better than you" attitude.Most enjoy the thrills of the filthy pirate and fish eye.
But that can be a good thing.
That prim n'proper soccer mom got hit with the filthy pirate!Dumb bitch!!
by big alien July 24, 2008
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